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Woman finds husband sleeping in fridge
A woman from Tredegar has woken to find her husband asleep in their fridge.
Mandy BigNorks found husband Dave in the fridge after he had been complaining that he couldn’t sleep.
Dave told WalesOnCraic:
“I was twot, mun. I was tossing and turning like no-one’s business, and not in a good way. Then the dog jumped up on the bed and that made me even more hotter. In the end, I had to get myself to the fridge where I slept like a baby. The best thing about it was that I didn’t have to go far to make myself a cup of tea when I woke up. I thought that was rather clever of me.”
But wife Mandy wasn’t overly impressed. She said:
“He promised me a good tromboning last night. I’ve been gagging for it for days and he’s been putting it off and putting it off. Then, he finally decides to get around to it and what happens? I find him downstairs with my Iceland pizza. The man’s a joke.”