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Woman dresses up to put the bins out

A woman from Cardiff has dressed herself up to perform one of her weekly household duties.

Sheila Bingowings spent three hours tarting herself up to put her two wheelie bins out for collections on Monday.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“This lockdown is doing my box in. I’ve got so much I want to give to the world and yet, here I am, cooped up with my dickhead husband. I want to look nice and to feel good and the only place I’m going these days is out to put my bins out. So on Monday, I spent three hours making myself look presentable so I could put them out. I got myself into a pickle because the collections have changed a bit. I now have to put all my food waste into my black bin whereas I usually use my food caddy. Still. My ass looked great.”

Sheila also added that she put on a bra to go to the living room last week.

“I wanted to feel special,” she added.

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