Woman divorces husband who made her triangle sandwiches

A woman from Pyle has filed for divorce from her husband after he made her triangular sandwiches for work.

Tracy Widecalves usually makes her own rectangular sandwiches but got up late after going on the lash last night.

Heart-broken husband Simon said:

“I was only trying to help. I know that she usually makes her own sandwiches in the mornings because the leaves the place like a shit-tip and I’m the one who has to clean up after her. What I didn’t know was that she makes rectangular sandwiches. Where I come from, it’s triangles all the way. I wrapped them up lovingly in silver foil and even popped a boiled egg in her sandwich box. I also left a little love note in with her packed lunch and was hoping to get a nice phone call, saying what an amazing husband I was. Instead, I got a letter from our solicitor, asking for a divorce.”

Tracy told WalesOnCraic that she’s never had triangular sandwiches in her life.

“I opened the box and said to myself ‘Is this a joke?’. It was then that I realised that it wasn’t a joke and now Simon won’t be the one laughing on the other side of his boot. Or something.”

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