Woman discovers dry patio slabs in her back garden

A South Wales woman has discovered several dry patio slabs in her back garden. It follows weeks of absolutely shit weather across the country.

The woman, who didn’t want to be named in case she had her slabs stolen, told WalesOnCraic:

“I stepped outside for a fag just after Loose Women had finished and lo and behold, there were several patio slabs that were actually dry. I couldn’t believe it. I phoned my friend and I said to her what I just told you, even the Lo and Behold bit. She thought I was talking out of my fat arse and had to come round to see for herself. We had a cup of tea together but she had to go then because she was having her feet done at two.”

The woman’s surprise discovery was kept low key as no one else in the street had dry patio slabs.

The dry slabs were not dry slabs an hour later because it pissed down again.

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