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Woman cleans house before cleaner comes around

A woman from Cardiff has cleaned her house from top to bottom ahead of the arrival of a new cleaner.

Betty Bumflaps has hired a new cleaner to clean her house but felt that she had to clean the house before the arrival of the cleaner to clean the house.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“I simply don’t have the time to clean the house these days. I’ve got three messy kids and one messy husband who never cleans up for himself. I thought I’d take the plunge and pay £20 a week to a cleaner to come in and do it for me. But then I looked around my house and realised that it was a proper shithole. I knew then that I had to clean the house before the cleaner came over. My house is so clean now that the cleaner won’t have anything to do when she gets here. I don’t know why I’m paying the silly woman £20.”

Cleaner Ethel Sparklytits said:

“I’m going anyway. I’ve got a 24 hour cancellation policy and she can’t go pulling out on me now, clean house or not. I’ve got a fat husband and an addiction to bingo to feed.”