Wife spots teaspoon that hubbie never washed after he spends 6 hours cleaning kitchen

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A wife has spotted the one teaspoon that her husband failed to wash after he spent 6 hours cleaning their kitchen.

Gary Slowcoach had to clean his kitchen as punishment for staying out late on the weekend.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“I had been a naughty boy staying out late on Saturday so as a punishment, I had to make sure that the kitchen was clean and tidy. I got up really early on Sunday, despite having a horrendous hangover and spent six hours cleaning the kitchen from top to bottom. When she finally got out of bed and came down the royal inspection, the first thing she did was notice the teaspoon that I’d just used to make myself a cup of tea. I felt crushed.”

Wife Mandy said:

“When a man says he’s going to do something, I’d like to think that he’s going to do what he says he’s going to do. My husband now has a new name – I call him Harry Halfjob because he only gives things 50% of his effort. I’d like a real man in my life – one with loads of money, a posh car and a massive knob.”