Wetherspoons to serve hydroxychloroquine and Dettol on tap

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Wetherspoons has said that it’s planning to serve hydroxychloroquine on tap when it reopens in June.

Owner Tim Martin said that the new range of beverages will complement its existing range of piss-poor lagers.

A spokesman for the pub told WalesOnCraic:

“We’ve heard Trump saying good things about this stuff. So we’ve been busy getting in some barrels of this shit so that we can sell it to our punters when we reopen. We’ve had some of our lads doing some tastings and they say that it’s got a bit of a kick to it, which will go down well with our punters. We’re not sure on price yet but as we know that a lot of of our guests like to pay as little as possible, we’ll probably be pricing it around the £3 mark. We’ve also managed to acquire the rights to serve Dettol on tap too. If our punters don’t have a good time, they’ll at least have clean innards.”

Wetherspoons plans to reopen its doors in June. Social distancing measures will mean that only one person at a time can enter the pub to get shit-faced.

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