Welsh smugness has reached record levels after Australia beat England at Twickenham, ensuring Wales a quarter-final place at the Rugby World Cup.
Two tries in the first half for Australia and a late yellow card for England in the second saw Wales go through. With the Welsh football team now ranked 8th in the world, the Welsh have never been smugger.
Welsh fan Dilwyn Leek told WalesOnCraic:
“I’m so happy right now that I’m going to get my knob out and show it to the woman next door. I’m not even sure if she’s gone to bed – I don’t care! I’m THAT happy!”
England fan Tarquin Smythe-Peacock was dejected after the game. He said:
“By George. Those Aussies didn’t half go at us didn’t they? It was very unfair. One is orf now to go cheer oneself up by shooting a few foxes or something.”
Wales now face Australia at Twickenham next week.