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Welsh smugness reaches record levels

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Welsh smugness has reached record levels after the men’s Welsh rugby team beat their English counterparts on the weekend.

Welsh people working in England are currently showing the highest smugness levels as they return to work.

Welsh fan Dilwyn Leek told WalesOnCraic:

“I’m so happy right now that I’m going to get my arse out and show it to the woman next door. I’m not even sure if she’s gone to bed – I don’t care! I’m THAT happy!”

England fan Tarquin Smythe-Peacock was dejected after the game. He said:

“By George. Our cheps at were roundly beaten on the weekend so I’m going to cheer myself up by hunting a fox or something. That’s one’s Grand Slam chances gone for another year.”

Wales now face Scotland in Scotland on Saturday. Should Wales beat the Scots, they only have Ireland to beat to win the Championship and the Grand Slam.