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Welsh police given new powers to beat holy shit out of motorists who don’t indicate

Welsh police are to be given new powers to beat the shit out of motorists who don’t indicate.

The Welsh Assembly announced the new measures to cut down on the amount of arseholes who think that every other motorist knows where they are intending to go.

Assembly spokeswoman Tina Tightarse told WalesOnCraic:

“They’ve facking dickheads. They fly around roundabouts without giving a shit and then pull over at the last minute so we have to slam on our brakes. Indicators are there for a reason and if they’re not going to use them, they’ll feel the full weight of the law coming down on them.”

Police chief PC Plod said that his force looked forward to implementing the new rules.

“We can’t wait. Me and the boys have ordered some new extra hard truncheons off Amazon and we look forward to beating the shit out of people who don’t indicate.”

Critics have pointed out that the new rule is excessive. Motorist Claire GoggleEyes told WalesOnCraic:

“I never indicate. I like people to second guess where I’m going. I love it, especially when I pull over to go to the Co-op and wait until the last possible minute to pull over without indicating. I love looking in the mirror and seeing the irate driver’s face behind me.”

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