Tensions between Wales and England have been ramped up following the firing of a rocket into England.
Street Defence Force Wales First said that it’s nearing its equilibrium with its English counterparts.
Group Leader ‘Genghis Siân’ ap Iolo told WalesOnCraic:
“We will not be bullied by the oppressors on the other side of the border. We need to be able to protect ourselves in case of another invasion. Our rocket scientists have been working very hard on our military capabilities and we are nearing where we want to be. Our rocket took off, crossed the border and landed in England. If this doesn’t send a message to the Saes, I don’t know what will.”
Eyewitnesses said that the rocket was launched about 3pm this afternoon.
Farmer Giles ‘Giles’ Giles said:
“There was a bit of a hiss and the rocket went up in the air. It cleared a fence and landed in a field next to a dead duck.”