Welsh hairdressers preparing for invasion from Cousin Itts from Monday

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Hairdresses across Wales are preparing from a national invasion of hairy people from Monday onwards.

Hundreds of Cousin Itts have already been spotted camping outside hairdressers across the country, which will open on Monday.

Hairdresser Justin Hotpants told WalesOnCraic:

“We’re going into the shop today to prepare for the invasion. We’ve upgraded our defences out the front and we’ve also bought some pointy sticks from Asda to poke people with should they get a bit arsey. Driving past the shop last night, there were a few hairy people camped out in tents. They are obviously desperate to be seen to and I can understand that. We are a bit worried about the deluge we’re expecting though. Figures suggest that billions of people will be wanting to come to our shop from Monday so I’m going to pack a packed lunch and work through my lunch hour.”

First Minister Mark Drakeford made the announcement that hairdressers can open from Monday on Friday.