Welsh Dads To Fuel New Power Station With Their Methane-Rich Farts

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Welsh dads are set to fuel a new power station with their methane-rich farts.

The innovative new concept power station is set to go online later this year – and it will be powered solely by captured ‘dad farts’.

Power station manager Tony Dipstick told WalesOnCraic:

“Our power station comes online in September. We will only use ‘dad farts’ because they are rich in methane and other oxidants. Most of our farts will come from dads who are specifically working at the plant as fart-providers but we are rolling out a bottling facility for dads who want to work from home.”

It is hoped that this hybrid power station will cut energy bills by up to 46%. One dad said:

“My farts are as rich as a butcher’s turd. With the farts I produce, I’ve been told that I should be able to provide electricity for a town the size of Maesteg for a week – in just on one night’s work. I can’t wait to get started.”

Local curry houses and Chinese takeaways have already started receiving orders from workers who will be moving to the new power station in Neath.