Welsh builder says he can do Buckingham Palace for £200 cash

A builder from Caerphilly has announced that he can do Buckingham Palace for £200 cash.

Dai the Paint provided the Queen with a free, no-obligation quote, and added that she should never settle for the first quote she gets.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“She’s daft going with her first quite, mun. She needs to do a bit of shopping around before she signs anything. I’m a time-served builder and I can turn my hand to anything. I do anything from fixing a broken tap to building you a loft conversion. I’ve told the Queen that I can do it for £200 cash. She can’t turn that offer down now can she?”

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said:

“Our first quote for £370 million did tighten the scrotum somewhat when it came through. But then we remembered that we won’t actually be paying for it so we went with it. Dai is welcome to provide us with a quote but in all honesty, it’s not coming out of our pockets as such so it’ll probably go straight in the bin.”

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