Weather: Wednesday 8th April

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A grey start but that’ll all soon melt away, leaving a gloriously sunny day, especially down towards the south and east, where all the interesting people live. Cooler around the coasts. A maximum temperature of 19°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey is getting rather annoyed with the cockwombles who are taking the liberty of walking across his land to get some exercise. He’s set up several sniper’s nests around the farm, and him, Dai Llama and the Goat Twins have loaded up their Mosin Nagent sniper’s rifles. They’ve been told to take no prisoners.