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Weather Warning: Saturday 26th January

A cloudy start for most with moistness and drizzle hanging around like a bad fart. The afternoon will see some heavy rain and strong winds rumbling in, bringing with it gales to coasts and hills. A pretty rough day for some. Maximum temperature 11°C.

Down on the farm, Mrs Honey has decided that she wants a new kitchen. She wants an AGA cooker, granite worktops and a posh bin that opens itself when you tell it to. Farmer Honey’s not so sure so he’s bought her a new draining board drainer to try and keep her happy for a few months. It’s a plastic one from Kwik Save and has room for several plates, a few cups and a special part for spoons. She’s thrilled.