Weather Tuesday 22nd January

A blustery, wintry day with showers, hail and possible thunder. Snow could reach lower levels as temperatures drop. There will be the occasional bright spell but feeling nipply all over. Maximum temperature 6°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has decided to build a wall around his farm. He says that if a wall’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for the farm. He’s got some quotes from some local builder and the cheapest one he got was for £5.7bn. He’s now looking at other ways of keeping the riff-raff out. Mrs Honey suggests that we just ask any intruders to politely leave.