A boring-as-shit day with outbreaks of boring cloud, some slight drizzle on the hills and naff all elsewhere. Brighter spells possible but who cares? Feeling fairly mild but windy later on. Maximum temperature 12°C.
Down on the farm, we’ve all come down with some sort of bug. Farmer Honey’s spent all day in bed, Mrs Honey has spent all day on the shitter and all of us sheeps have been feeling very poorly. The good news is that we’ve got a telly on our barn and Masterchef is back on telly tonight. We are all moist with excitement.