Weather: Thursday 9th April

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Another lovely sunny day for most across Wales, with plenty of warmth and loveliness. There may be a very odd isolated shower but these will clear away anyway, leaving a clear night for all. Feeling warm with a maximum temperature of 19°C.

Down on the farm, Dolly’s been getting shit-faced most days over the last few weeks and the more she drinks, the harder it becomes for her to get totally trollied. She’s thinking of obtaining some hardcore drugs from Dai Llama but the last time she tried that, she found herself wandering the streets of Brecon looking for a kebab shop. Things aren’t looking too good.