Weather: Thursday 16th April

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A dry start to the day but cloud will bubble up during the day from the south. The north should remain mostly dry and there is the odd chance of a shower down south, as it were, later on. Maximum temperature of 19°C.

Down on the farm, Mrs Honey has been entertaining herself by organising a Knicker Flicking competition. The aim is to see how far contestants can flick a pair of knickers. Mrs Honey has been trying her best but will always be at a disadvantage as her knickers are the size of a small family tent. The only positive is that there’s no one else in the competition.