A mostly cloudy and dull day with some light rain lingering around, especially up on them hills. Brighter spells possible later on in the day with a maximum temperature of 8°C.
Down on the farm, Mrs Honey has heard that head of Amazon Jeff Bezos has divorced from his wife. Knowing that he’s the richest man in the world, Mrs Honey has written to him to ask him out on a date. She wants to take him to the local Greggs, the Albert and up her mum’s. She’s hoping she’ll fall for her Welsh charms.
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