Weather: Saturday 9th January

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A nipply start to the day so watch out for icy patches. Clear skies will lead to sunny spells thoughout the day but as it’s winter, that’ll also mean that it’ll feel pretty cold. Cloud bubbling up throughout the evening but staying dry. Maximum temperature 5°C

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey was scammed after opening an email from a buxom lady called Amy. She was offering him a large pair of breasts but sadly, she didn’t give him any and instead offered him some malware to steal all the money from his bank account.