Grey, grumbly skies for Wales in the morning with pissy rain for most of the country. Heavier outbursts later in the west later but clearing way to leave drier spells elsewhere. Feeling pretty warm, despite the breeze. Maximum temperature 19°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer and Mrs Honey have been discussing ways to spice up their love life. The couple insist that despite their smutty plans, they want to practise safe sex so Farmer Honey has installed a hand rail around the bed.
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