Yet another boringly sunny day for most of us in Wales. Shitloads of sunshine although there will be the risk of some showers in the afternoon but these will dry up by the evening. Maximum temperature 19°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer and Mrs Honey have decided not to buy each other Easter eggs this year, mainly because they can’t be arsed to queue at Kwik Save to buy them. They’ve decided instead to get shit-faced in the back garden and to spend the afternoon dancing to old songs on the radio.
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