Weather: Friday 5 August

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The odd shower or two during the morning up in northern areas where no one lives and a mostly dry and sunny day across the rest of Wales for the rest of the day. Feeling summery. Maximum temperature 23 °C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey was horrified to find out that Mrs Honey has created an OnlyFans account, where she shows off her large melons to old men online for a small fee. After his initial outrage, Farmer Honey calmed down when he realised that she was making £2,000 a month. He has since said that he’ll be setting up his own page.