Weather experts have predicted that Wales will get warm rain this summer.
The warm rain will replace the jack shit levels of sunshine we’ve had up until now.
Weather expert Derek the Weathersheep told WalesOnCraic:
“So far, we’ve had sod all in the way of sunshine but Mother Nature has a great way of making up for that. This summer, we can expect our rain to be nice and warm – the sort of wet warmth you get when you piss yourself in a swimming pool. With rain forecast from now until October, we’ve got plenty to look forward to. The lack of sunshine can be blamed on all kinds of things – climate change, the Government and of course, the weather. We can expect downpours of warm rain throughout the coming months. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go and check my charts.”
Wales is currently experiencing its wettest day since yesterday. Experts predict that all summers will be like this unless they’re not.