Wales set for three days of it pissing it down

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Wales is set for three days of rain and floods next week as wetter weather moves into the country.

Forecasters say that a shitload of rain is forecast to fall between Monday and Wednesday, possibly leaving some areas flooded.

Derek the Weathersheep, one of the country’s finest weather forecasters, told WalesOnCraic:

“The Met Office has already issued a Yellow Warning for Wales. The country can expect a shitload of rain from Monday night through until Wednesday night so if you’re thinking of putting washing out on those days, we urge you not to be a dickhead and to use a tumble drier where necessary. Strong winds are also forecast, meaning that wheelie bins and empty plant pots could also be toppled. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you, because that would be a lie.”

Wales is traditionally associated with rainy weather, except when it’s sunny.