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Wales set for three days of it pissing it down

Wales is set for three days of rain and floods next week as wetter weather moves into the country.

Forecasters say that a shitload of rain is forecast to fall between Monday and Wednesday, possibly leaving some areas flooded.

Derek the Weathersheep, one of the country’s finest weather forecasters, told WalesOnCraic:

“The Met Office has already issued a Yellow Warning for Wales. The country can expect a shitload of rain from Monday night through until Wednesday night so if you’re thinking of putting washing out on those days, we urge you not to be a dickhead and to use a tumble drier where necessary. Strong winds are also forecast, meaning that wheelie bins and empty plant pots could also be toppled. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you, because that would be a lie.”

Wales is traditionally associated with rainy weather, except when it’s sunny.

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