Viewers Make Eurovision More Interesting By Not Watching Eurovision

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Viewers of the Eurovision Song Contest are making it more interesting by turning their TVs over to ITV.

The show, which seeks to find ‘the best song in Europe (and Israel, Russia and Australia)’ is celebrating its 60th anniversary this year.

But viewers who no longer have Terry Wogan with them to help ease the pain, are making the show more interesting by changing channels.

Fan Justin ‘Screaming’ Gaylord told WalesOnCraic:

“It’s all got a bit shit over the last few years. Ever since Terry’s gone, it’s never been the same. I still have all my mates around for a Eurovision Party but we just get twatted watching Inspector Morse these days.”

Included in this year’s show is Australia, the latest addition to the European Union.

A spokesman for Australia said:

“We liked the look of the knockers on the Polish girl last year so we thought we’d get in on the action. Our song is shit but then so is everyone else’s.”