UKIP demands deportation of Jersey cows from Welsh farm

UKIP have formally requested the deportation of three Jersey cows that are currently residing on a Welsh farm.

The three cows, kept to produce Jersey cream on a farm in Llandeilo, are ‘taking the jobs of other cows on the farm’, according to UKIP.

UKIP spokesman, Giles Webbernauzer, told WalesOnCraic:

“Our borders are creaking. Our farms are creaking. We can’t let these filthy Jersey cows come over here taking all the jobs away from our lovely Welsh Holstein Friesians. They are driving wages down and taking up all the places in our schools. We have to put a stop to it. British cows for British farms.

But critics have been quick to point out that he was talking a load of old bollocks.

Left-wing nutter Glenda ‘Red’ Griffiths told WalesOnCraic:

“All the cows on this farm should be given equal status. Apart from the farmer. He can be the big boss man and if anyone steps out of line, the farmer can shoot them in the head.”

The three cows have lived on the farm since 2002. They eat hay and stuff.

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