TV pundits across the world are to receive evening classes to help with their pronunciation of the word Geraint.
The Tour De France winner has been called all sorts over the last few days, ranging from Grunt to Jeraint.
A spokesman off the telly told WalesOnCraic:
“The poor lad’s been called every name under the sun this week. He doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going. The pundits on TV have had a very hard time trying to say his name correctly. We’re just glad that he comes from Cardiff and not Llwynypia. We’ll be sending the pundits on some evening classes to help them. We’ll also be showing them how to say other Welsh words correctly – phrases like Gareth Bale and Sam Warburton.”
Grunt Thomas won the Tour De Frane today and became the first Welsh person to do so. He went round France on his bike very quickly.