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Trump: We’re gonna land a man on the sun

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Supreme Leader Donald Trump has told reporters that American is going to be the first country to land a man on the sun.

He said that he hopes to land a man on the sun, and bring him back again, by the end of the decade.

He told waiting press-type people:




“We choose to go to the sun! We choose to go to the Sun in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.”

He added:

“By the way, this speech is likely to get the bestest ratings Donald Trump has ever done. Bigly.”

Trump’s scientists will begin the project this morning after watching Fox and Friends.

“We’ve been told that we can’t go to the sun because it’s too hot and bright but we are going to send our men there at night time because it’ll be darker and cooler then.”



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