Trump to start new job in Trago Mills on Monday

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Former President of the United States is to start a new job at Merthyr’s Trago Mills on Monday.

Trump will undergo two weeks of ‘colleague’ training before starting his new role as sales assistant in the Home Essentials department when the store reopens.

A spokeswoman for Trago Mill told WalesOnCraic:

“We are delighted to have Donald joining our team. We hear that he’s a hard worker, cares about his job and that he’ll bring lots of passion and dedication to the role. Donald will undergo two weeks of training so that he can provide the highest quality customer service to our customers. We especially like to look after our senior workers, and Donald will be entitled to an extra break so that he can attend to senior matters. We look forward to starting a beautiful relationship.”

Trump is leaving his role of President later today, and has achieved so much during his presidency, including 1,000 games of golf, two impeachments and an inssurection. His role will be succeeded by 300 year-old Joe Biden.