Treorchy’s ‘Dai Brides 4 U’ exporting 100 Welsh brides to wealthy Asian businessmen a week

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A Welsh business is exporting up to 100 Welsh brides to wealthy Thai businessmen a week.

Dai Brides 4 U, which is based in Treorchy, was set up in 2012 by owner Dai Sleazeball. He founded the company after spotting a gap in the market while on holiday in Yemen. The company is now set to feature in the Top 50 Fastest-Growing Welsh Business List.

Dai told WalesOnCraic:

“I was at this hotel on my hollybobs when I noticed a lot of the lads taking an interest in my wife. She’s not exactly a looker so I couldn’t understand it. After a few sherberts, I asked a group of them why they were taking so much interest in my lady. They told me that most Asian women don’t have the massive scuds that the Welsh girls do. They told me that they tune into The One Show just to have a perv at Alex Jones and her big bazookas. It was when I was lying in bed that night that I had my idea to sell Welsh brides to them. As soon as I got back to Treorchy, I signed up a few of the mingers from down the pub and made myself £20,000. I haven’t looked back since.”

Brides-to-be Sandy Sweatycleft applied to be married off after her boyfriend Kyle was imprisoned for holding up a branch of Kwik Save. She told WalesOnCraic:

“I can’t wait to be wine, dined and sixty-nined by some wealthy Asian guy. I don’t care who he is. I just hope he books me a nice seat on the plane over – hopefully one with extra leg room so I can give my beaver a bit of an airing before I meet him.”