A group of Welsh men have called for a worldwide celebration of International Man’s Day.
The trio from Treorchy have been experiencing intense feelings of jealousy and paranoia that women get a similar day, but they don’t.
Spokesman Danny Dickhead told WalesOnCraic:
“It’s not fair that women should have all the fun. We do all the donkey work like putting the bins out and fixing the leaky tap by turning it off and making sure that no one uses it – why should women have all the fun? We demand that there is a worldwide celebration of International Man’s Day – to celebrate all the great things that we do like leaving wet towels on the floor and not putting things back where they belong. Women love all these little quirkisms that us lads do.”
But their girlfriends were a little more hesitant in backing the lads. Partner Debbie Greenteeth said:
“I think they’re going through a phase bless them. They couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery, never mind an International Man’s Day.”
The lads will be out posting leaflets around their home town of Treorchy today. International Men’s Day is November 19th – as it has been for the last 8 years.