A Treherbert mother of six has been arrested after claiming to her insurance company that her house had been stuck by a mini tornado. In fact, her house was just a shithole that she couldn’t be arsed to clean.
Elizabeth Slackflaps, 19, called Admiral Insurance to say that her terraced home had been struck by strong winds in the early hours. Police became suspicious when they noticed that none of the other houses in her street had been struck.
PC Plod told WalesOnCraic:
“There was shit all over the place – dirty nappies, cigarette butts and copies of Hello magazine. The place was a right tip. We think that Slackflaps was just after a bit of money so she could get herself a new pair of tits.”
Slackflaps was later released on bail, but told WalesOnCraic:
“It was a mini tornado, honest. I was lying there thinking how strong the wind was and the next minute, there was shit all over the place. I don’t know why I’ve been arrested. This would never happen on TOWIE.”