Thousands of shoppers across Wales have returned their loaves of bread back to supermarkets after it was announced that the snow that had been forecast will miss us by a few hundred miles.
The new revised forecast says that heavy snow will affect Scotland and Northern England – which Welsh people couldn’t give two shits about.
Shop owner Yasmine Boner told WalesOnCraic:
“I’ve been giving out refunds all day. It’s not very nice having to give all this money away but at least my shelves are now fully stocked again.”
One shopper said:
“I bought ten loaves and five fishes. I’m a religious person and I was hoping that it might multiply overnight but nothing happened. I stayed up all night watching this crap film which starred Clint Eastwood. My wife went to bed early. She has to get to sleep before me because I snore…sorry…what was the question again?”