Thousands Demand Refunds On Bread After Snow Warning Called Off

Thousands of shoppers across Wales have returned their loaves of bread back to supermarkets after it was announced that the snow that had been forecast will miss us by a few hundred miles.

The new revised forecast says that heavy snow will affect Scotland and Northern England – which Welsh people couldn’t give two shits about.

Shop owner Yasmine Boner told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been giving out refunds all day. It’s not very nice having to give all this money away but at least my shelves are now fully stocked again.”

One shopper said:

“I bought ten loaves and five fishes. I’m a religious person and I was hoping that it might multiply overnight but nothing happened. I stayed up all night watching this crap film which starred Clint Eastwood. My wife went to bed early. She has to get to sleep before me because I snore…sorry…what was the question again?”

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