Thinking of Having a Barbeque This Weekend? Don’t Bother – It’s Going To Piss Down

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If you’re planning on having a lovely, sunny barbeque this weekend, you may as well stick it up your arse as showers and windy weather move into Wales.

Welsh celebrity weather forecaster, Derek the Weathersheep told WalesOnCraic:

“There’ll be a fine to start Friday but as the day goes on, the weather will deteriorate with showers reaching most parts of Wales by the time Coronation Street is on. Saturday will see more rain and showers although there will be the odd sunny spell to remind us what things could have been like. It will feel much colder by Sunday with plenty of rain showers around. All in all, a bit of a pisser really.”

Derek intends to spend most of the weekend in the barn with his girls.

He said:

“I’ve got Dolly and Brenda to keep me warm. There’s nothing better than waking up on a weekend morning and not knowing who to do first. That’s why I love my life.”

Derek’s infamous and best-selling Fifteen Grades of Hay Trilogy is available here.