Theresa May ‘considering sales assistant position in Trago Mills’

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Embattled Prime Minister Theresa May is reportedly considering taking up a position in Trago Mills.

May has indicated to close colleagues that she would rather sell discounted household sundries than continue struggling with Brexshit negotiations.

A spokesman for Downing Street told WalesOnCraic:

“I think she’s had a gutsful to be honest. She’s getting shat at from all angles and just wants a job that she can switch off from when she comes home. She’s aware of a few sales assistant roles that are coming up in the next few weeks so she’s told us to keep an eye out for them. Theresa has worked her bollocks off over the last few months to try and keep everyone happy but I think she’s come to the conclusion that she can’t. Selling a discounted mop and bucket set sounds like a dream job in her eyes and we’re all hoping that these positions are going to become available.”

May was voted down in tonight’s Brexshit vote, meaning that no one knows what the fuck to do next.

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