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PROVEN: Welsh dogs bark with Welsh accents

Scientists have proved that Welsh dogs bark with a Welsh accent. Dogs in the Welsh valleys add an 'Uh' sound to every bark while their...

NHS throws huge party to congratulate Hunt as new Foreign Secretary

The UK's National Health Service has thrown a huge party to celebrate Jeremy Hunt becoming the new Foreign Secretary. Doctors and nurses have been spotted...

Johnson and Davis to enter the Love Island villa tomorrow

Former cabinet ministers Boris Johnson and David Davis will appear at the Love Island villa tomorrow night. Contestants have been told that two love gods...

Boris Johnson considering part-time sales assistant role at Trago Mills

Former Foreign Minister Boris 'Boris' Johnson has told the cabinet that he's considering taking up a part-time sales position at Trago Mills. Boris said he...

BREAKING NEWS: Ginger man spontaneously combusts in Cardiff street

A redheaded man has spontaneously combusted in a Cardiff street. Darren Gingerballs disappeared in a puff of ginger sparkles and dust. An eye-witness told WalesOnCraic: "This guy...

David Davis considering part-time sales assistant position at Trago Mills

Former Bexit minister David 'David' Davis has told the cabinet that he's considering taking up a part-time sales position at Trago Mills. Davis said he...

Heatwave to end the day kids break up for school holidays

The current summer heatwave is set to end when the kids break up from school. Shitty weather will move in for the 6 weeks that...

Queen planning on pulling a sickie when Trump visits

The Queen is planning to pull a sickie when President Trump visits next month. Sources close to the Palace say that she's going to say...

Supermarkets recall burger products after fears that they may contain real...

Supermarkets across Wales have recalled dozens of burger products that could contain actual meat. Products that have been recalled include Mrs Goggins' Arsehole Burgers, Green...

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of boob sweat

Wales is expected to swelter in another very warm day today, bringing with it a 100% chance of boob sweat. Boob sweat has become a...