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Storm Barbara set to batter shit out of UK this Christmas...

Storm Barbara is set to batter the shit out of the UK when she thumps into the country on Christmas Eve. The Met Office has...

Optimist firmly put in her place by 2016

A woman with a positive outlook on life has been reduced to looking at life like the majority of the population by the past...

Welsh cakes forced to change name to Bognor Cakes

The humble Welsh Cake has joined the elite ranks of champagne, Parma ham, Welsh lamb and the Pembrokeshire Early Potato. The famous Welsh Cake.... As...

Husband puts empty toilet roll in bin without prompting

A man in Holywell has put an empty toilet roll holder in the bin - without prompting from his wife. Larry LardArse finished the roll...

Campaign to remember December birthdays launched

A campaign to remind society that people have birthdays in December has been launched in Cardiff. It is traditional to forget that people do have...

Andy Murray ‘quite happy’ to win Sports Personality of the Year

Tennis player Andy Murray has told WalesOncraic that he's quite happy to have won the 2016 Sports Personality of the Year Award. Murray beat off...

Police given new powers to taser next person to ask ‘All...

Police in Wales have been given emergency new powers to taser anyone who asks 'All ready for Christmas?' Thousands of people across Wales are expected...

Woman responds to builder’s wolf-whistle by offering him round her house...

A woman from Penarth has responded to a builder's wolf-whistle by offering him a no-strings-attached sex session. Debbie SlenderThighs was walking past a construction site...

Welsh nationalists demand separate weather from rest of UK

A Welsh nationalist group has called on the Assembly to devolve weather from the rest of the UK. Street defence force Wales First said that...

Alpine pop man reintroduced to parts of Wales for Christmas

The Alpine pop man has been reintroduced to parts of Wales in time for Christmas. Lorries will be out delivering bottles of Orangeade, Limeade, Lemonade,...