The world’s ‘greatest sporting spectacle’ took place last night in America.
Both teams played as if they didn’t want to win and go to the White House for cold burgers.
The game lasted 50 hours. There was some shitty band playing at half time. No Janet Jackson nipples this time but there was some guy called Adam who showed his.
One of the teams won and the other one lost.
Did I mention that the game lasted 50 hours?
I grew a beard while watching it.