Sunny weather to blame for poor turnout of gingers at polling stations

Sunny weather has been blamed for a record poor turnout of gingers at the polling stations today.

Turnout of gingers in some areas as been as low as -5% leaving many election hopefuls visiting homes and dragging them to the polling stations.

One ginger, who didn’t want to be named told WalesOnCraic:

“I know the future of the UK is effectively in my hands but I can’t risk getting sun stroke. It’s a blazing 13° out there and I can’t risk another trip to hospital. I’ll just have to put up with whoever gets in power for another few years. I like having something to moan about anyway.”

Elections have been taking place all over the UK for various different reasons that I can’t be arsed to research right now.

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