Storm Bella to wreak wheelie bin chaos

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Wales is braced for wheelie bin chaos tonight as Storm Bella rips into the country with 80mph winds.

Experts say that unless the wheelie bins are full of Christmas shit, it’s likely that they’ll be blown over in the dangerous winds.

Weather expert Derek the Weathersheep told WalesOnCraic:

“South Wales is expected to bear the brunt of the carnage as Storm Bella tracks across the UK. Patio chairs and small garden ornamants are also at risk and we could see a few twigs fallen from the trees. I’d like to remind everyone that if they have small puppies, it’s a good idea to keep them indoors tonight for their own safety.”

Storm Bella is currently gathering pace out in the Atlantic Ocean. Weather experts have issued a Wheelie Bin Warning for tonight. The strong winds are expected to peak overnight tonight.