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Steve Bannon to start new career as Zumba instructor in Barry

Donald Trump’s chief strategist Steve Bannon is to start a new career as a Zumba instructor in Barry.

The former Mr Universe will be running the pensioners classes on Thursday mornings at Coconuts PlayClub.

Giles Smallballs who runs the club said:

“OMG. I’m sooooo excited to have Mr Bannon coming here. Is he really coming? OMG. He’s the one off the White House isn’t he? The one with the massive face. We’ve never had a Nazi teaching here before. Our pensioners are going to be so excited to see him. I’ve bought him some lovely pink leotards and some nice new daps. I’ve also put together a mix tape for him to dance to – it’s got lots of European music on there which should make him feel right at home.”

A spokesman for the White House said:

“We will say it again – Mr Trump’s inauguration was the bigliest inauguration in the history of the world.”

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