Shoppers head back to shops for Christmas refunds


Shop-owners have been doling out more money than they’ve been taking on their first day of reopening in Wales.

Shoppers have been returning all the shit that they bought at Christmas but haven’t been able to get money back on.

One shopper told WalesOnCraic:

“I bought this foot spa thing for the missis at Christmas but she wasn’t happy and told me that she’d been wanting a Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers instead. I haven’t been able to get her the rabbit because I haven’t had the money back from the foot spa yet. This is the first time I’ve been able to get my cash back on it. The missis will be well happy if I can get her the rabbit because she said that I’m a shit shag and would rather a piece of cock-shaped plastic than me.”

Shops have reopened after being shut since 1974. Welsh f├╝hrer Marks Drakeford announced the reopening last week.