Weather warnings have been issued for Wales this weekend as shitty weather moves in from the Atlantic.
Experts have issued a ‘Bollocks to Barbeques’ warning, meaning that any planned garden parties will go tits up.
Welsh weather legend Derek the Weathersheep told WalesOnCraic:
“Friday and Saturday look particularly grim for Wales. The forecast for Friday is rain, possibly with thunder. Winds will pick up too, which leads us into Saturday when gales will rumble in. If you were thinking of having a barbeque, you’ll have to do something else like going to a knitting class or something. You’re not going to be able to cook in this weather.”
“It’s not unusual to have storms like this during the summer but we’ve yet to see the heatwave that we experienced last year. If you’re after some heat this weekend, you’ll be better off getting yourself a curry.”