Self-assemble meatballs go on sale in Ikea

Customers wanting to grab a bowl of meatballs will have to self-assemble their own food from December.

Shoppers will be told to chop up a dead pig, chuck it in a blender and mix it with vegetables and spices before paying for their meal.

Manager Toby Yellowshirt told WalesOnCraic:

“We’re renowned for both our self-assemble furniture as well as our lovely Swedish meatballs. We’ve decided to combine the two to save a a bit of money. Customers will now need to chop up bits of dead pig, blend them in a bowl and cook them according to the recipe we’ll be handing out.”

One shopper said:

“Why should I want to eat dead pig? That’s not what they put in meatballs is it?”

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