Schools to teach kids difference between ‘there’, ‘their’ and ‘they’re’

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Schools across Wales are to start teaching kids about homophones.

The news comes as incorrect usage of ‘there’, ‘their’ and ‘they’re’ reaches shit-busting proportions.

A spokesman for the Welsh Assembly said:

“I now that a lot of people struggle learning the difference between certain words that sounds the same. I went too school two learn about stuff and while I was they’re, I was able too pick up so many different skills. I would of stayed their longer but I failed some of my exams. I would of liked too have gone on two Uni but I didn’t want to take out a student lone. So I came too work for the Assembly and things have gone well since. I’ve got a nice company car and I get some nice tax rebates to.”

Helga VonStroppycow, Chairwoman of Welsh Headmistresses said:

“I welcome this knew initiative. I’d like to see it roled out across schools as quickly as possible.”