Sam Allardyce has become England’s most successful manager with 100% win percentage.
Allardyce left his post after being a very naughty boy.
England spokesman Gavin TenBellies told WalesOnCraic:
“We are proud that Sam has given us one glorious win over Slovenia or Slovakia of whatever it’s called. The confidence that the boys will take with them into their next game will be immeasurable. Sam’s 100% win record means he will go down in history as England’s most successful manager and no one can take that away from him.”
England fan Bobby BigMouth said:
“Well obviously the lads have gone out there today and given it 110% and all credit to the other side, they came out here today to win a game so I told the lads to go out there and enjoy themselves and all credit to the lads, they played everything 110% and we’ll take the positives from this game and move onto the next games, fair play to the lads, they gave it 110% and I told them to go out there and enjoy themselves and fair play, they did.”
Sam Allardyce is believed to be lined up to start a new career as Zumba teacher in Barry.
