Sad Welsh iPhone6 Twats Told to ‘Get a Life’

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Sad twats camping outside an phone store in Wrexham for the new iPhone 6 have been told to ‘get a life’ by shop staff.

Up to 30 sad twats have been camping outside the store since Tuesday in a bid to become the first to get their hands on the new Apple hardware. But they have complained that they have become the butt of staff’s jokes. One told WalesOnCraic:

“This morning I had a few coins dropped into my lap. I know I look like a Penny-for-the-Guy but there’s no need to make a song and dance about it.”

Another added:

“I’ve had to take a three day break from Minecraft to come here. You think they’d treat us with a bit more respect.”

But staff member Kylie Turbotits, told WalesOnCraic:

“They can sit there all they like. We close for good tomorrow because our company Phone4U has gone to the shitters.”